Why you need an Audrey in your life:
She makes sure the tent is cleaned and organized
She runs up and down the stairs with you
She takes care of Skee Skee
She makes sure all the cats and dogs are properly appreciated
She understands the importance of reading to recharge
She keeps people awake when they aren't supposed to sleep because of jet lag (don't get slapped!)
She isn't afraid to tell the grandmas she -will- help with dishes and soap will be used!
She goes on the long toilet walk with you
She gives lovely manicures to all the camp attendees
She doesn't kick when she sleeps
She doesn't snore
She understands why a person needs a hammock in their life
You will be sure to have peanut butter and peach juice when she's around
She makes friends with the kitchen people and therefore you will get food benefits
She adopts Ukrainian girls as sisters
She soaks up Russian even when she doesn't try
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